SOC Caption Contest

Thanks to Johnny Del for this photo.

Please enter your captions in comments.

There’s only one rule: The caption must begin with “Raise your hand if…..”

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  1. Raise your hand if you’re struggling to be seen from behind a arctic white Trollblazer! (Such was my buddy Ken who was parked next to me, far right, back row)


    Raise your hand if you’re waiting patiently for a Trollpod.

  2. Raise your hand if you want Saab to build Jay’s car … and a small hatchback coupe, and an AWD 9-3, and a crossover AWD vehicle …

  3. Raise your hand if you are sure that the BSAAB motorcycle was from Bob Sinclair, the former President of Saab-Scania of America, Inc.

  4. Peter Gilbert: (thinking) I bet my car’s done more mileage than all of your GM cars put together, before they brokedown for the first time.

    Jay: (Thinking)What the hell am I doing here with all these weirdos, who rather use me in some GM burning ritual!
    Jeez I was head of Cadillac for christ sake!

    Memo to Bob and Rick: What did I do so wrong you B*****ds!

  5. “Raise your hand if you’ve got a T10 Torx driver I can borrow… one of my dash lamps has gone off its contacts again (and I can’t stand not being able to see the turbo gauge).”

  6. “Raise your hand if you think that next year’s SOC should be clothing optional.”

    “Raise your hand if you would rather drive a 1984 900 with oxidized paint, no reverse gear and an unidentifiable odor than drive anything with a Volvo nameplate!!”

    “Raise your hand if you would trade your car for one night with Maria Sharapova!!”

    “OK, raise your hand if you would trade your car for one night with Erik Carlsson!!”

    “Raise your hand if you want to be a participant in next year’s Carlsson Your Ride!!”

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