How about this? A Saab 9000 stretch limo for sale in the UK.
Yours for only GBP5,000!
It’s fully equipped in the front, although there’s no word in the ad about the level of luxury in the back. I’m sure SaabKen could be a potential buyer for this, though he’d be torn about whether to ride in the back or chauffeur SaabKen Jr and Mrs SK around for the little tacker’s playdates.