There’s a new show on the telly here at the moment called Dumb, Drunk and Racist. It’s a docco-style show where the host takes a group of four Indians around the country, with a view to either confirming or refuting the oft-held belief in India that Australians are all dumb, drunk and racist.

Episode 1 was on last night and it was definitely interesting. For the Aussies who missed it, there’s a replay at 10:30 tonight on ABC2.

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This is how we look when we’re not being dumb, drunk and racist.

Data from our 2011 census was released today. I was in Sweden on census night, so just add 1 to all the relevant bits below if you like.

Population: 21,507,717. (Male 10,634,013. Female 10,873,704)

Median age: 37

Families: 568m.

Average children per family: 1.9

All private dwellings: 9.11m.

Average people per household: 2.6

Median weekly household income: $1234

Median monthly mortgage repayment: $1800.

Median weekly rent: $285

Average motor vehicles per dwelling: 1.7

Registered marriages: 7,647,042 or 49.2%

Same-sex couples: 33,714

Heterosexual couples: 4.6 million

De facto marriages: 1,476,369 or 9.5%

Not married: 6,413,399 or 41.3%

Top five countries of birth: Australia, England, New Zealand, China, India.

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With regard to my own neck of the woods, here’s the population breakdown here in Tasmania. We have this many blue and pink people. Less than I thought, actually.

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If you’re interested in finding out more about our dumb, drunk and racist country, there’s more info available here.